Today a guy almost right hooked me, Thank god I had my Orp as I fired the loud horn and the guy stopped, Thanks Orp!
Oren K, Brooklyn, NY
$5 + VAT for UK
106 in stock
Need a way to add facial hair to your best bike accessory friend? Ponder no more as ORPSTACHES are hear, I mean, here! ORPSTACHES are super high quality die cut clear facial hair styles ready to disguise and or accessorize your Orp. Sure there may be a slight lumen loss but it will have little effect as it’ll likely be your Orp being blinded by all the camera flashes and admiring stares once your Orp is wearing one of these face fur coats. Each ORPSTACHE set comes with eight (8) unique styles. Best applied on a clean Orp face and be careful not to cover Orp’s eyes (LEDs) with some clever Frida Kahlo eyebrow variant as no one wants to ride blind.
Today a guy almost right hooked me, Thank god I had my Orp as I fired the loud horn and the guy stopped, Thanks Orp!
Oren K, Brooklyn, NY