ORPSTACHES

$5 + VAT for UK

104 in stock

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Need a way to add facial hair to your best bike accessory friend? Ponder no more as ORPSTACHES are hear, I mean, here! ORPSTACHES are  super high quality die cut clear facial hair styles ready to disguise and or accessorize your Orp. Sure there may be a slight lumen loss but it will have little effect as  it’ll likely be your Orp being blinded by all the camera flashes and admiring stares  once your Orp is wearing one of these face fur coats. Each ORPSTACHE set comes with eight (8) unique styles. Best applied on a clean Orp face and be careful not to cover Orp’s eyes (LEDs) with some clever  Frida Kahlo eyebrow  variant as no one wants to ride blind.

 

I just wanted to send a quick thank you for quickly and painlessly adjusting the delivery location of my Orp. This is actually my second orp (now I have one for each bike) and I love the remorp. It saves time in responding to hazards on the road and allows me to keep me hands where they need to be on the handlebars and by the brakes. So, keep up the great work. As a mechanical engineer I have to say I love everything about this product.

J.B., San Francisco, CA