ORPSTACHES

$5 + VAT for UK

104 in stock

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Need a way to add facial hair to your best bike accessory friend? Ponder no more as ORPSTACHES are hear, I mean, here! ORPSTACHES are  super high quality die cut clear facial hair styles ready to disguise and or accessorize your Orp. Sure there may be a slight lumen loss but it will have little effect as  it’ll likely be your Orp being blinded by all the camera flashes and admiring stares  once your Orp is wearing one of these face fur coats. Each ORPSTACHE set comes with eight (8) unique styles. Best applied on a clean Orp face and be careful not to cover Orp’s eyes (LEDs) with some clever  Frida Kahlo eyebrow  variant as no one wants to ride blind.

 

I bought a black one and a REMORP for my wife’s bike. We just received it yesterday and it’s already saved her bacon this morning. She likes to ride early AM when it’s not quite yet daylight and wears full reflective gear plus flashing bike lights. Even with all that, a neighborhood lunatic started to pull out out in front of her this morning. She jammed the REMORP, sent the ORP into high gear, and the driver stopped. Whew! I guess the driver could hear, but could not see! THANKS ORP!

Les B, Trophy Club, TX