We’ve received many comments regarding our genetically engineered Turkey skinned Orp. We can’t publish most of them, but rest assured, this is turkey skin, not any other animal’s skin.
Also I wanted all of you to see the GIF ad we put up on Bike Portland. It’s an Orp cooking right before your eyes. You can almost hear that fat in the skin whistling in the heat. Here it is:
NYC Pedestrians know to ignore bicycle bells but they don’t know what the Orp is and it makes them stop. Impressive.
To be clear, I spoke to this Orp owner for clarity. He told me Orp’s loud sound always does the job and Orp’s new friendly sound, while bell like, seems to just be not be the typical CitiBike (rental bike) sound so, different enough- Editor
J.A., NY, NY
