ORPSTACHES

$5 + VAT for UK

104 in stock

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Need a way to add facial hair to your best bike accessory friend? Ponder no more as ORPSTACHES are hear, I mean, here! ORPSTACHES are  super high quality die cut clear facial hair styles ready to disguise and or accessorize your Orp. Sure there may be a slight lumen loss but it will have little effect as  it’ll likely be your Orp being blinded by all the camera flashes and admiring stares  once your Orp is wearing one of these face fur coats. Each ORPSTACHE set comes with eight (8) unique styles. Best applied on a clean Orp face and be careful not to cover Orp’s eyes (LEDs) with some clever  Frida Kahlo eyebrow  variant as no one wants to ride blind.

 

If you ride a bike, you need to have an Orp Smart Horn on your handlebar, plain and simple. This tiny device combines both a visual and audible alert that is so necessary to protect yourself from the usual obstacles of pedestrians in a polite manner to the unexpected inattentive driver in a more firm way. This ingenious invention has saved me more than once from potentially hazardous situations I’ve encountered in many miles of cycling. It is thoughtfully designed to protect you while you ride. Having used one for the past two years, I would feel uncomfortable not having my Smart Horn at the ready under my thumb!

J.K., MI, USA