ORPSTACHES

$5 + VAT for UK

104 in stock

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Need a way to add facial hair to your best bike accessory friend? Ponder no more as ORPSTACHES are hear, I mean, here! ORPSTACHES are  super high quality die cut clear facial hair styles ready to disguise and or accessorize your Orp. Sure there may be a slight lumen loss but it will have little effect as  it’ll likely be your Orp being blinded by all the camera flashes and admiring stares  once your Orp is wearing one of these face fur coats. Each ORPSTACHE set comes with eight (8) unique styles. Best applied on a clean Orp face and be careful not to cover Orp’s eyes (LEDs) with some clever  Frida Kahlo eyebrow  variant as no one wants to ride blind.

 

…I’ve got plenty of vision of motorists turning left across me where I’ve had to orp them. (You know your product has made it when 1) it gets turned into a verb, and 2) the capital letter gets demoted 😉 )

The Remorp has been just what I’m after, because it gives me time to warn AND brake in a critical situation; this is better than having to brake and then ‘warn’ once the situation has passed and I can take my hands off the bars, or to warn only when there’s enough time. These latter two situations aren’t a failing of the Orp, of course, because that is the same for any ‘bell’; but the Remorp is perfect for my kind of riding.

M.P., Canberra, Australia