ORPSTACHES

$5 + VAT for UK

104 in stock

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Need a way to add facial hair to your best bike accessory friend? Ponder no more as ORPSTACHES are hear, I mean, here! ORPSTACHES are  super high quality die cut clear facial hair styles ready to disguise and or accessorize your Orp. Sure there may be a slight lumen loss but it will have little effect as  it’ll likely be your Orp being blinded by all the camera flashes and admiring stares  once your Orp is wearing one of these face fur coats. Each ORPSTACHE set comes with eight (8) unique styles. Best applied on a clean Orp face and be careful not to cover Orp’s eyes (LEDs) with some clever  Frida Kahlo eyebrow  variant as no one wants to ride blind.

 

Just on my way to work today I had to use the ORP 3 times.

First I start out with the “nicer” wail and when people do not care they get the “not so nice” wail – ….

Today I actually avoided an accident thanks to the ORP.

Another biker did not yield, boy he was so shocked by the sound of the ORP that he totally stopped and got off his bike and just looked at me LOL

Thanks so much for the ORP!

 

 

Robin O., Malmo Sweden