Ever influencing proper behavior of it’s male reader population, GQ chose Orp as the proper alert device to have whilst riding one’s bike. Certainly a gentleman can yell, but the risk of overly mucussed saliva errantly spewing over ones attire and spoiling it (especially in the morning phlegm hours) is too high.
Certainly GQ does not need to gush over Orp’s handsomeness as it is clearly apparent in the full page picture. I’m kidding about the full page part. Actually, they were much less “metrosexual” in their article – I added that too.
