“London calling, Hello Orp we think you’re Ace and would like to feature you in our latest Smart Bike Bell story in the Standard. We quite like the squidgey skin and the bleeding loud sounds you make. Certainly keeps the whole ride to work from going pear shaped. Fancy sending us a sample and some pics by the 7th? Thanks and Bob’s your uncle.”
That was the voicemail we heard a couple of weeks ago about Orp being in the ES. Posted today.
Here’s the print edition.